‘Flower Girl’s Poochy Spotted Roaming Around Metro Manila in Search of Sue Ramirez!

Quezon City, Philippines – Mga teh, may nawawalang puday! A giant pink vagina has been seen strutting around Metro Manila like she escaped from a napkin commercial. Last seen sashaying through UP Diliman, it left students gagged and whispering, “Wait lang, bakla…puday ba ’yon?!” Yes, accla. Yes it is. Eyewitnesses say this is Poochy from that viral Flower Girl teaser—the one that went missing from the body of Sue Ramirez’s character!

Sue Ramirez plays Ena, a woman who mysteriously lost her vagina, in the upcoming genre-bending comedy Flower Girl, hitting cinemas nationwide this June 18. Crafted through the inspired collaboration by The IdeaFirst Company (Die Beautiful, The Breadwinner Is…), Octobertrain Films (Bwakaw, Barber’s Tales), and CreaZion Studios (Isang Himala, Everything About My Wife), the film follows Ena, a woman juggling a napkin endorsement and a curated life—until a restroom run-in with a trans fairy—and pak! Her vagina’s gone. Vanished. Snatched by a supernatural curse. To get her Poochy back, she must go on a soul-searching journey to rediscover her own womanhood—or risk losing it forever.

Poochy throws some love to UP students

Poochy gets some love (and a photo) from a curious fan

Directed by Fatrick Tabada who wrote hit films like Patay Na Si Hesus and series like The Kangks Show, Flower Girl is a fearless but heartfelt comedy that uses magical realism to explore the social scripts women are forced to follow. Tabada dives headfirst into absurdity to dismantle deeply ingrained gender expectations—without ever losing sight of the emotional core. Alongside Sue Ramirez, the cast includes Martin del Rosario, Jameson Blake, Maxie Andreison, and KaladKaren, rounding out a cast that brings the film’s unique, satirical world to life.

Poochy running along Sunken Garden

“Help, I lost my vagina!” might sound like a punchline you’d scream at the club at 3 AM, but in Flower Girl, it’s a real crisis, and marks the beginning of something far more revealing. The film asks: If biology doesn’t define you, then what does? Is womanhood something you can lose—or something you claim for yourself?

Poochy at the MRT GMA-Kamuning Station

If you catch a lonely Poochy sashaying through the city looking more lost than your Tita at a techno party, be a good samariteh and don’t judge—she’s on a sacred mission to find her Flower Girl. Until June 18, that wandering kiffy is on a mission, and sis, she will not be ignored. Let her know Sue’s been desperately looking for her too.

If you haven’t spotted her IRL, don’t worry. Find the clues on Facebook, X, TikTok, and YouTube—because this wandering puday is everywhere but where she’s supposed to be.

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